Dancing Midgets and Cowboy Rappers

Apparently I live a sheltered life, because I had no idea that country-rap even existed. But last night I experienced it first hand. Some of you may know I’ve been bartending part time between creative projects. Last night I tended bar at a huge event for some upscale Austin Rodeo organization. I have no idea how many drinks I poured, but I’m guessing it was close to 1000. It was actually a pretty fun time.

There were many surreal moments during the night, but the most surreal was when I noticed I was listening to rap music in a room full of white guys wearing suits and cowboy hats. One of the cocktail waitresses asked me if I had seen the midget. I thought she was crazy, but she pointed to the stage where there was indeed a dancing midget with a furry hat surrounded by UT cheerleaders and a rapping Cowboy.

“I didn’t know cowboys liked rap,” I remarked to the next customer, a wild-eyed lady with big hair.

“It’s not RAP, it’s HICK-hop,” she laughed. “I’ll have another Crown and water, easy on the water!”

Comments

  1. ROFL!!! Only in ‘merica… YEEHAW!!! So FUNNY! Hey, what is the status with the Youtube Black Book? Cannot wait to check it out! Hick-Hop… man, that’s funny! 😀

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